Mustache Smiley--> :{D
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
iM GONNA PISS
WHAT THE FUCK
mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar:
Newest tattoo!
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.
Deserves every note.
I cried and then I reblogged
:’(((((
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it so hard
now kiss
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what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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“I like cardigans with elbow pads, cushions, carpet floors and rich tea biscuits. Also, I wear slippers all the time.” +
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